i hate small talk
tell me about how im gonna make you squart across the room and how that turns mw on. tell me about having the best oegamiom in the world everyday yeah baby. I don’t care about the weather and you don’t care about how my job’s going.
white boys who respond to criticism of racism and sexism by ominously saying that there are ‘bigger problems’ scare me. like what is this big secret problem and why won’t anyone tell me about it? are we going to be eaten alive by mutant sharks? are oranges secretly poisoning us? who knows. the white boys, apparently.
I heard dating me was really in this season
"how to perfect the natural, no makeup look"
step 1. you will need these 27 cosmetic products
the teenage prostitute in evita gets an entire song if that isn’t awesome then i don’t know what is